TheSight of your apalling hair makes my gorge rise

Maddie. Female. Zelda. Pokemon. Phoenix Wright. Metal Gear Solid. Weeds. Harry Potter. Doctor Who. Muse.

April 7, 2011 6:40 pm

I’m in the living room on my laptop tumblin’ and my mom turned on Dr. Phil and it’s about ‘Online dangers’

I’m just sitting here like

And then she asks:

What are you doing online? Are there any perverts and naked photos?!

And i’m just like

No, mom, just insane obsessive amounts of Matt and Julian.

And then she goes

Oh well are they naked!??

And i’m like No. Ew.

But inside i was like

I wish.